Valentine’s Day Jokes…

To make Valentine’s Day a bit of fun, grab a post it note or a piece of paper and write down one of these jokes. Then place the joke somewhere where your partner or children will find it throughout their day, for example in a lunchbox or bag. This will put a big smile on their face! 

  • What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

I’m stuck on you

  • What did one lightbulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

I love you a whole watt 

  • What did one drum say to the other on Valentine’s Day?

My heart beats for you 

  • What do you call two birds in love?

Tweet hearts 

  • What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive 

  • What did one oar say to the other?

Can I interest you in a little row-mance

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